Dr. Dactyl

Did I ever tell you about the kind of bear I saw at the North Pole? A molar bear! Just kidding! But, seriously, man, there’s one thing I don’t make jokes about—your dental health! I started here at Salud because it’s a dynamite community health center, and they helped me pay off my student loans. But, wouldn’t you know it? I’ve stuck around here in Colorocko for 20 years because I love it so much! I especially love to make the dino kiddos smile and joke their fears away. Like I always say, “If you don’t flossil, you’ll fossil!” Come see me, and I’ll keep your chompers in check.